Beret! is the notorious group of American's
that became so angry, they had no American means of expression and
were forced to be reborn by their hate into a world of moustaches,
wine, cigarettes, and stripes. The Frenchest thing to come out of
America since taste, Beret! is a three-piece with singer Jacques
Merde, bassist and singer Albert Fausse-Couche, and drummer Henri
En Coule. Proclaiming that "only Americans need guitars",
Beret! is simply bass, drums, and a few Frenchmen screaming as loud
as they can. Combine that with an angry mob of French hooligans
at the show for the sole purpose of being the hardcore-dancing fist
to back Beret!'s words of anger, and there you have Beret!
The stripes, the smoke, the anger...va'ten coule.