SO YOU WANNA BE FRENCH...

For the members of Beret!, the French transformation was natural, unconscious almost. However, enlightenment of this nature is not common, and while the potential for such a change is present in most, the catalyst can often be hard to achieve. So, Beret! has made it easy. As instigators for such a system, Beret! is now able to bestow Frenchness upon almost any normal human, thereby making it possible for even you to join the French revolution and become a part of the Beret! Army.

Members of the Beret! Army are not mere fans, or detractors, or your usual "street team". They are a part of Beret! They are members of the movement and the band. Much like other infamous "silent majorties", the members of the Beret! Army stand as "sleeper agents", ready to fight the good fight whenever called upon; basically, warning cities of a Beret! invasion and participating in the action once Beret! is there.

Simply fill out the areas below, press submit, and Beret! will review your application and notify you of your status in the Beret! Army. Good luck and va'ten coule!

ALSO, CHECK OUT THE FRENCH ARMY GROUP ON MYSPACE TO MESSAGE OTHER ARMY MEMBERS!! CLICK HERE!!

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